Papu pilot-joke

Once papu was learning to fly a helicopter

After 5-6ft, the helicopter fall back to ground.

Trainer-What,s happened?

Papu- Sir , At that ft I felt cold ,that’s why I switched off that fan.

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Searching for wife-joke

An Engineer went to Police Station for
filing report for his missing wife.

Engineer : I lost my wife, Misty. She went for shopping and still not reached home yet.

Inspector: What is her height ?

Engineer: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy ?

Engineer: Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector: Colour of eyes ?

Engineer: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair ?

Engineer: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing ?

Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector : Was she going in a car ?

Engineer: yes !

Inspector : Tell me the number, name and color of the car.

Engineer: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED
headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door 
…. And
then the engineer started crying…..

Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will search your car.

dedicate to friends

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Rocking student-joke

Teacher : How Old are You ?

Student : Check the Register ..

Teacher : Where are you from ?

Student : Check in school Info..

Teacher : Whom do u love most Mom or Dad ?

Student : Ask My Heart

Teacher : Stupid, where is your Heart ?

Student : Ask your daughter!!

Student Rock Teacher Shock

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Interesting Taxi driver-joke

A taxi passenger touched the driver on shoulder 2 ask something
Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath &
Stopped few centimeters from a shop
The driver said:
“Don’t ever do that again, u scared me”
Passenger apologized n said:
“I didn’t realize a little touch would scare u so much”
Driver replied:
“Sorry, it’s nt your fault
its my 1st day as a Cab driver,
 I’ve been driving a van carrying dead bodies for last 25 yrs.

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